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“Tier”: [Hello and welcome to Korra Night Live.]
Masooma: Hey, I’m Masooma and my url is pro-bending. I’m 16, live in Yew York, and I wanted to do this podcast. So this is the first test run to see how this goes.
Nay: Hi, I’m Nay. I’m 15 and my url is avatarharry.
Seo: Hi, I’m Seo, I’m makos-lightningrod. Sorry ‘bout that I’m a little sick and yeah I’m from NY as well.
Nina: Hi, I’m Nina and my url is ifwemetupatmidnight and I live in Seattle
Miz: Hi, I’m Miz and I’m cuddlypoops on tumblr and I live on the west coast.
Kristen: Hi, I’m Kristen and I’m tumblruser legendarykorra and I also live on the west coast.
“Tier”: [Hi, I’m Tier. I’m Canadian and I like poop. I’m avatargr-]
Masooma: Okay, bascially he meant to say “I’m avatargrimes”, ‘cause that’s Tier’s url. Anyways this podcast… Remember when everyones dash was blowing up because of how people were making podcasts and I wanted to be in it, so I wanted to be in it. And I was like let’s start one. So I messaged Nina and it kinda just rolled on from there and we have our seven people. Yeah there’s usually seven people, except Tier, he’s not the robot. His dad called him away so he couldn’t be here. So basically we all love the show and it’s fun to talk about it. Yeah we’re just going to talk about Legend of Korra :).
Seo: We’d really appreciate if you guys would send us your theories and speculations about the show since we know you guys are totally into that.
Nay: And make sure to follow this tumblr. It’s KorraNightLive.tumblr.com :)
Seo: To start off with the night we’re gonna start talking about Korra’s Muscles, so if anyone would like to address that awesome topic of Korra’s delicious and wonderful muscles you can go right ahead.
Kristen: I want to lick her muscles.
Miz: Nay wants to touch them.
Seo: and marry her muscles.
Nay: Yeah I would enjoy touching her muscles.
Masooma: So hot.
Masooma: So we also got this other message-
Nay: Oh wait, hold on hold on! I think Tier wants to say something…
“Tier”: [I think Korra’s muscles are sexy.]
Nina: I agree with Tier.
Seo: I second this.
Masooma: So here’s-, we got a question. What’s your opinion on the probending earthbending style, the one that involves being light on one’s feet. Do you feel like it’s a mockery of ancient technique or an interesting modern evolution. How do you think Bolin’s style will evolve over the course of the show? Do you think he’ll learn the old styles and become more assertive and a stronger player? So who wants to go first?
Nina: I think it’s not really a mockery but more of a modern bastardization of styles mixed with a loss of tradition and an adaptation of techniques to like, better suit a less strict sporting style. And as for Bolin, I don’t think Lin Bei Fong is just there for nothing, so she might pass on some tricks.
Masooma: Well I mean as time goes on bending styles obviously change and there’s new ones that come around. So for like probending maybe it’s different than the bending Toph used cause it’s more…I dunno, elegant somehow? But yeah. I mean its gonna have to be different because of time you know of time differences and the uses. Kay.
Nay: Oh, I think that it’s definitely a new type of style. I mean it’s realistic how Mako and Bolin, they’re style of fighting is different from traditional way that benders fight, like Toph and Zuko and all of them, because since they were growing up in the streets and they probably didn’t have formal teachers it’s kinda realistic that they had to teach themselves.
Masooma: Sooo anyone else have something to say about it?
Nina: So, well, the earthbending in the probending tournaments are kind of restricted by the fact that they’re only allowed to use the discs, so I think that contributes to some interesting style.
—-Masooma’s awkward transition to what else is needed to be said ——
Masooma: The podcasts we’re not entirely sure exactly what date they’ll air, it’s gonna be either Friday or Sunday, but it’s looking like it’s going to be Friday right now. And yeah, so follow us! Send us messages about what you think we can improve about this podcast, like what you think we can improve from what you’ve seen on this podcast like if you know any other programs we could use to help make it sound clearer or send in your theories ‘cause as they said before you guys have a ton and I think you guys like talking about theories. We’ll discuss as many as we can. And, yeah, if you have questions feel free to message us.
Masooma: I’m Masooma and pretend like i’m giving you a high-five, bye thank you for listening and bye!
“Tier”: [I’m Tier and I love you.]
Nay: Bye guys!
Seo: Bye! Remember Korra wants you to “stop oppressing yourselves”.
Kristen: “That didn’t even make senseee!”
Masooma: Anyone else wanna say bye too?!
Kristen: Kristen is outtt!
Nay: Tier say bye
“Tier”: [Thanks guys, I’m Tier]